"I write authentic, funny, brand copy that people forget is an ad…until they’re laughing, quoting it to friends, and adding to their cart— because manipulation is out and true brand connection is in. I make brands irresistible— yours could be next.”
Apple Short Form Ads
I wrote the short form ads below for a small start up company.
You may have heard of them before
If you know me, you know I like to tell stories about misunderstood misfits coming into themselves and realizing their true potential. In these ads these our four underdog characters do just that as they work through all the trials and tribulations of starting their own business.
Written & Created by
Kendall Milton & Lily Drew
Creative producers
Evelyn Neill & Josh Swanbeck
Directed by Mark Malloy
Produced by Kyle Hill
& thanks to the rest of the incredible team for making this all possible!
Apple at Work - Escape from the Office
This is the long form ad that I worked on at Apple; the shorter form versions were derived from this piece. I also wrote screen content and joke punch ups for this piece (34M views on Apple’s YouTube). It has since been taken down (which they do after a new underdog ad is released), but I found a copy of the ad below.
The Underdogs are back in business - as in, small business. Escaping from their evil boss's clutches, the team finds out how to spin an idea into a product.
Pocket Fm Ads
I wrote multiple ads for the Pocket Fm series Secret Succession and Cupid’s Curse including the one below (212k views).
Insecure Season 3 Billboard Taglines
I worked on taglines for Insecure Season 3 billboards (like the one below) for creative agency Leroy & Rose.
Insecure Season 3 Episode Titles
I wrote copy for TV episode titles for Insecure Season 3.
Indiegogo Campaign Ad
I wrote, produced, co-directed and starred in this ad for The Eskimo Sisters, which generated over 60k to fund our TV Pilot Love Not Likes.
Den Meditation Retreat Ad
I wrote, produced, directed and starred in this ad for Den Meditation for their Miracles, Money & Power Retreat.
Rebecca Minkoff Brand Statement
I wrote this brand statement for The Eskimo Sisters quoted by Rebecca Minkoff in her #IAMMANYCAMPAIGN.
Barbie Meditation Ad
I wrote, edited, directed, produced, and acted in this ad for the global healing brand, Kundalini Kendall’s Barbie Meditation.
Dormeo Ad Sample
Below are several screenshots of an unreleased ad I wrote for Dormeo.
"I make brands irresistible — yours could be next. Email me at Kendall.Milton@gmail.com (that’s not manipulation, that’s just me making you money in your sleep…). Speaking of sleep, have you heard of Dormeo mattress toppers? I wrote their ads 😉".
“Bloom Into You” Brand Jingle
Below is brand jingle intro video I wrote, sang vocals on, and produced for global healing brand Divinely Human by Jamie Wozny.
More about me as a brand writer….
Aside from writing these ads, I’ve written additional ads for Dormeo with Beri Cheetham — a 200+ award-winning ad-world legend whose credits include Old Spice’s “The Gentleman Hunt” . My work for Pocket Fm expanded to many other projects including Cupid’s Curse. I’ve written billboard taglines and copy for other acclaimed TV shows like The Circus, and White Lotus. I’ve been a brand manager for global healing brand Divinely Human by Jamie Wozny, creating content, Instagram posts and spearheading social media campaigns.
I was the brand manager for my former comedy brand The Eskimo Sisters whose brand statement (included above) and was quoted by Rebecca Minkoff in her #IamMany campaign. Currently, I’m the brand manager, founder and CEO of my own global healing brand, Kundalini Kendall, which is aimed at helping women heal from abuse and rise into the life of their dreams.We’re done surviving.We’re thriving 🦋