Stand Up Comedian, Producer & Storyteller

“I tell the truth and make it funny”

I’m Drew Barrymore and Larry David’s love child…

I produce and host a monthly Disney-princess themed comedy show Happily Ever Aftermath at The Kookaburra Lounge, perform regularly at The Comedy Chateau and in shows like House Party, Laugh Riot Grrrl, Stranger than Fiction and counting!

Book me in your next show at Kendall.milton@gmail.com!

“🐓I’m in My Farm Girl Era

Backyard Mini Special 🎤”

This is an 8-minute stand-up set I did in a backyard show at the infamous House Party house … that somehow feels like the first scene of my HBO comedy special, or an ad for Farmers Only. Your choice.

I talk…

🦆🥚✨ Why duck eggs bring all the girls to the farm

🤰🍔➡️ Am I pregnant, or is that just In-N-Out?

💍🎭 Telling my boyfriend mid-show I'm ready for a ring

🔥❤️♾️ How hot Love on a Spectrum is (we're both on one)

👀📸🪭 My take on OnlyFans 🎟️

Come for the duck eggs, stay for the chaotic self-awareness.

📍 Filmed in front of a wall of foliage, under the stars, powered by delusion and a post shit high 💩 👩‍🌾 Watch it, laugh, send to your potential burger baby daddy, or your mom who calls you fat. I don’t care — just make me famous.

💌 Subscribe to @KendallElizabethMilton for future sets, stand-up clips, and

my eventual TV show deal.

“The Time I Met Nick Cage on Craigslist”

“Stranger than Fiction” Live Storytelling Night

Watch me tell a wild true story on stage!